Nice Peter라는 가수가 부르는 Bald Guy (대머리 아저씨) 라는 노래 아세요?
Nice Peter는 Epic Rap Battles 시리즈로 유명해서 코메디언으로 알고 계신 분들도 많은데요,
본인이 처음 탈모를 인정하게 되었던 2005년 6월 4일의 기억을 떠올리며 노래를 만들었나봐요.
바로 그 노래를 부르는 동안 직접 머리미러를 실천합니다!
June fourth 2005 will always be remembered
As the day that I looked in to the mirror
And confirmed my suspicion… I’m losing my hair.I could take a pill called Propecia,
It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.
I could join the hair club for man,
The salesman told me it’s only as much as a car
To get a transplant, with only tree weeks of head scabs
That’s not for me… No!
If it’s balding I am, it’s a bald guy I’m gonna be!I know I’m not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,
It’s just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn’t have that shit anywhere.
I can’t change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, ’cause if it’s up to me
If it’s balding I am, it’s a bald guy I’m gonna be!Bruce Willis is fucking hot
And captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,
I look just like that dude from Snatch.
I’ll just start working out and buy some clothes I’ll be so cool,
No one will notice I’m a bald guy.
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy